Yes. That happened. I thought we were gonna have to pull off the road.
Anyway, we were in Chicago, and we were in Chinatown, because when you go to Chicago you have to go to Chinatown to get pastries. And that's when I saw the holy grail of fortune telling: bags of chocolate fortune cookies.
Obviously I had to buy a ginormous bag of chocolate fortune cookies. For the office. Because how else do you justify buying an enormous bag of fortune cookies?
The best part is that within these glorious treats are real, actual fortunes. None of that nonsense about proverbs or words of wisdom. These cookies go all in. They really make fortunes. And boy was I flabbergasted on Monday when I popped open one of these bad boys to see a perfectly-tailored fortune.
It tasted like Cocoa Pebbles. And accomplishment.